December 2009
447 posts
Yes.
So I decided I was above partying.
This house is quite empty without all that 2009/2010 fun people are having in other places. And because it doesn’t have any other people.
Might make a den out of the sofa cushions.
Or a man-nest.
Start the decade as I mean to go on: whimpering in the foetal position, eating yoghurt in a palace of my own despair.
Or.
I might go to bed.
What?
2010?
Man, I miss 1995, never mind starting another whole year on me for me to waste. Let’s go back to then and I’ll save Oasis from ever making ‘Be Here Now’, I’ll choke George W. Bush (and his dad, just for kicks), I’ll save all those orange kids from Sunny D and then we can make Copenhagen work. JUST BECAUSE 2009 WAS SHIT DOESN’T MEAN IT CAN’T BE...
True or False:
Inside every cat there is trapped a rabbit, and when a cat says “miaow”, it is actually the rabbit saying “get me out”?
Channel 4’s theme to their 1980s Tour de...
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#24: Vietnam War
american-apologies:
It would be impressive to hear a good rationale today for why this war should have been fought, but it’s not likely because it shouldn’t have been. With the fear of the big red commie monster spreading across our country like wildfire in the 1950s, our military needed to demonstrate that the policy of containing communism could work on a big scale. Oh, and with none of that...
“I didn’t want to hear that. The coast of the British Isles is infinite.”
– Nicholas Crane on BBC’s ‘Coast’ (Series 4)
FUCKFUCKFUCK
I’ve thrown away time again and you never know, I might die tomorrow.
REALLY GOT TO START ON THE DOING AND DO LESS OF THE NOT DOING.
